Either the webmaster is slacking off... OR you're really not supposed to click the link yet...

Well, since you're here... how about some nerdy pickup lines!


Baby, you overclock my processor

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle

You know... it’s not the length of the vector that counts... it’s how you apply the force

Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power

You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?

You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you